Zachary Kussin
@zacharykussin
Real estate editor @nypost. WQXR’s Know-It-All New Yorker, week of 3/31/25. Opinions are my own; a retweet means look at this. Holler: [email protected]
tell ur wife ur working late. buy coldplay tickets. take ur secret girlfriend. order the jumbo dog rare. sing along to yellow. have a cold pint. have two. get caught. duck out. speed home. tell ur wife it was just AI. beg for mercy. feel the cold barrel of a gun against ur temple
The elegant choreography of a 1 train and a 3 train arriving at 96th Street at the same time
Everyone loved my outfit at the Hogure x Apollo Bagels pop-up 🍙
Ex-employee rips Astronomer CEO Andy Byron as ‘toxic’ boss — claims staffers ‘enjoying’ Coldplay kiss cam drama: ‘Everybody’s laughing their ass off’ trib.al/5JHAefE
I'd divorce my husband just for attending a Coldplay concert
this quiz gave me a safe happy feeling nytimes.com/interactive/20…
This is still the best bar I've ever been to bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Awful update on the disappearance of my favorite college professor timesunion.com/hudsonvalley/n…
As if I weren't in enough of a bad mood, I just drafted my will.
Happy Boilermaker Sunday! The best time to be in Utica is right now.
Luke Radel is no more… I have been reborn as LUKE SPRAY-DEL.