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my memoir GHOST GIRL will be out in 2027 with Penguin Random House 👻
here we go… this took me 3 years & i put my entire soul into it. this is the true story of my childhood kidnapping to iran & the ghosts, real & figurative, that haunted me as a kid. pls read & share. it’s being shopped for film btw my life is a movie lithub.com/good-ghosts-an…
tell ur wife ur working late. buy coldplay tickets. take ur secret girlfriend. order the jumbo dog rare. sing along to yellow. have a cold pint. have two. get caught. duck out. speed home. tell ur wife it was just AI. beg for mercy. feel the cold barrel of a gun against ur temple
wow, you’re a writer? and you’re vaguely anti-woke? and you flirt with rw aesthetics in a plausibly deniable, semi-ironic (or is it?) manner? how alternative of you…….
at tesla diner trying to decide between the based burger with extra reddit sauce and a side of epic bacon or the hot doge with 420 fries covered in random sauce. anti-woke water is on tap
the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave
Taken with the Chinese student letters at Marx’s grave. There are a few.
There should be more stories like Amadeus that are told entirely from the POV of a hater
Career defining: I profiled Michelle Visage and she brought up an almost 5 year old piece I wrote about her "I’m going to tell you this, which will make me emotional: that article meant so much to me." First big story as Entertainment Editor @papermagazine papermag.com/michelle-visag…
this is the best season of love island not because of the drama but because one of them earnestly spoke the words “he’s using her as an escape goat!” on last night’s episode
if it’s not clocking to you and i’m standing on business… then who’s flying the plane?!
the US is not going to be “dragged” or “pulled” into war. the US has wanted war with iran for decades. the only times the US hasn’t been focused on the possibility of war with iran is when they’ve been too busy flattening and destabilizing other middle eastern countries
California’s losing its mind over ICE ... someone tell them it’s not in their oat milk.
California’s losing its mind over ICE ... someone tell them it’s not in their oat milk.
It’s an honor to have my song featured in this article. Thanks @ZohranKMamdani pitchfork.com/thepitch/5-son…