CJ is a Patriot
@youarethejokes
Thots and prayers for you in these difficult times. Unserious inquiries only. Typos are intentoinal.
If you just showed me a picture of this woman with no context and asked “what is her job?” NPR editor-in-chief would be my first answer.
🚨 BREAKING: NPR Editor-in-Chief Edith Chapin resigns today, July 22, 2025, amid $1.1B federal funding cuts to public broadcasting.
Life is short. Try the heroin.
Life is short…. What are you waiting for… Live it now. Don’t postpone your Happiness. 👊🏽
I didn't follow someone a little bit ago only because they were a Red Sox fan and I appreciate the pettiness I have maintained at my advanced age.
A finger in your belly button should not be so uncomfortable.
Can't wait to start calling it Good Tuesday.
is this how people felt when jesus died
The Tour De France will be in France this year for the 112th time in a row, which means Ohio’s bid was shot down once again.
Okay but this time I'm tweeting the same thing but serious.
About time this algorithm met my needs.
Over 100k followers and under 100 have a similar percentage of dogshit takes.
This is what they took from us
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
The police department of a medium sized American city could conquer Greece
Cold War Kids but it's just me doing a kick ass Reagan impression.
coldplay but it’s just me and your mom getting caught on a kiss cam
Getting into the habit of saying "You know what? That's on me." when I ask a stupid person to perform some task competently and they are incapable of doing so
Evergreen his/hers
#BodyByCobra When you are sad, go to the gym.