derpette

@xanathgum

a homunculus of artificial ribosomes

Joined August 2018

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‏ً@mrmovedathand · 8 h

just seen my momma driver license in dat tea app leak

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derpette@xanathgum · 11 h

do ze american veally drink large drink instead of four inch bonbon schnitzel

eev ✧.*@evuninterrupted · Jul 24

is this genuinely, unironically the size of a large in america or is this a joke

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derpette@xanathgum · 7 h

Man I need a cup of serious celsius brother. HH

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derpette@xanathgum · 13 h

sashay away…

PPop Crave@PopCrave · 14 h

George Santos goes to prison today for 87 months.

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Meat MTG@MeatMTG · 12 h

??🥀🥀

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derpette@xanathgum · Jul 24

2003 strawberry you'll ALWAYS be famous

໊໊@xpwrld · Jul 24

strawberry shortcake through the years

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Kim Hellaway@KevinLan043 · Jul 25

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souul ❄️@frigosouul · Jul 24

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GGeneral Milanesa@Padretype · Jul 25

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Dilo con gatitoz@DiloConGatitoz · Jul 24

*Yo bien preocupado porque no encuentro a mi gato por ningún lado* Mi gato en el techo:

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chincheto pirata somali@wikipistacho · 19 h

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aaron@yieldcurved · 11 h

You’re a nothingburger on the tea app bro. They don’t know you over there I asked around

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𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒸𝒶@images_i_hate2 · 13 h

Me: “So where do you wanna go eat tonight guys?” My stereotypical 90’s -2000’s sitcom gay friend: “Oh, Chinese would be just FABULOUSSSSS!!!!! Afterwards we could all get MARGARITAS!!!”

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derpette@xanathgum · 11 h

i actually had 8 hours of sleep last night but im still eepy rn fuck my dormilona life

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derpette@xanathgum · 12 h

dont pmo…

DDiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm · 12 h

Esquire has ranked the 25 best superhero movies of all time: 25 - Thunderbolts* 24 - Shazam 23 - Super 22 - Thor: Ragnarok 21 - Watchmen 20 - Superman II 19 - Avengers: Endgame 18 - GOTG Vol. 2 17 - Shin Kamen Rider (‘23) 16 - Hellboy (‘04) 15 - Captain America: The Winter…

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derpette@xanathgum · Jul 24

Shonen manga artists without fujoshis

BBonjourBoy@SirSoigne · Jul 23

Women shouldn’t be allowed to have anime takes

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derpette@xanathgum · 12 h

wait i fw the labubu centipede

hheolstor@scadutree · Jul 23

grafting is lowkey kinda fun

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