Fred “The Don” Demartino
@VolpeFreddie
How ya doin?
Seeing mutuals likes on reels might be the best social media feature. Seeing a random smoke show like an Alex jones clip never gets old
hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
Teams fucking rolling. It was only a matter of time
When your tweet leaves the BV of normal college dudes and goes to the general public it’s eye opening. There are some absolute creachers lurking
Studying for the lsat and working full time has nerfed my personality by like 60%. There has to be more to life than this
It might be time to hop off the apps. Absolutely delusional

Central cee is so fucking bad. Drake is wasting his time with UK rap on his album. Nails on chalkboard
I might be a communist but it’s a little too early for football talk for me. Let’s get into late August then start talking. Let baseball have its shine
Any of you guys know ball? The greatest artist to ever pick up a mic. Miss me with the tuuti fruity British garbage

Is it possible to mute every account with a Palestine flag in their name?
Francisco Alvarez is single handily going to save the Mets season. Holy fuck
Sir I’ve bought into the Anthony Richardson propaganda for the third straight year

Its been said before but 95% of barstool employees are absolute freak shows. Big cat, Biz, Whit, jack mac, and maybe PFT are the only actual talent at the whole company not counting Dave or gruden. Maybe it’s just getting older but man its bad
CAN ANY FUCKING STARTER OTHER THAN PETERSON GO MORE THAN 5 INNINGS????? SELLERS AT THE DEADLINE
Reminder that walking a course is never as fun as it sounds
