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Kiss me I’m 37.5% Irish

My roommates idea of helping clean the house is asking me when I’m gonna buy more toilet paper and then taking a 45 minute shower

Coping with the fact I woke up at 3am by watching some absolute slop on hbo max and getting faded than a hoe

this is how it feels when i get rejected for a lap dance because he wants to “chill with his boy”

Your future wife is high as hell playing call of duty

used to be one of the ratchet ones and i liked you for that

Taiwan is lowkey just a Chinese version of the confederacy

girl your bra is on way too tight 😭😭

Pregnant woman seen smoking cig someone call the police

I don’t want to live in an abrahamic world anymore

Before porn existed people would just go to the freak show

I’m trying to get married delete my Instagram and become a housewife. I need a husband. He must be dark tall love God, Jesus Christ cause we have to be equally yoked and doing really good. Rich and athlete would be nice because I live a good lifestyle. I’m healthy yeah but if not…

Don’t go doing that wasian shit in front of me bruh

Sooooo just found out I am with child 😍🔫

they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour

Not to be insensitive but if your friends are always dying you should probably start hanging out with different people

Yes Officer, this ugly bitch tried to talk to me—I’d appreciate it if you shot her right in the mouth so it doesn’t happen again.

Being alive is a humiliation ritual