Old Man Rattle
@oldrattleagain
Such a mean old man.
is that dick good bitch? yeah bitch, thats autistic dick
my nana cursed me with a forbidden incantation and now i have the bubonic plague
i’m not forcing you to do anything but i’d be really disappointed if we didn’t
buying weed from a vending machine in downtown north korea
beating my autistic son because he used a semicolon wrong
saying clever girl to the cashier at mcdonald’s when she opened the register
deleting a tweet with a typo because it didn’t make any sense at all
don’t cough on my nike tech bruh this thing was like a hundred dollars
playing angry birds full volume at the parent teacher conference
my stepdad says no more singing songs about killing barney
i hate you you hate me let’s get together and kill barney
my teeth are neon green because i only have mello yello for every meal