Tortoise 🐢🍉
@weedtortoise
27 • She/Her • Canadian • ♎️♌️♌️ •
Sorry for not keeping in touch. I have literally nothing to say
quit telling people who are asexual to “wait for the right person to come around”
what opinion about sex will have you like this
Abby from Ginny and Georgia
That one character that you can't form a solid opinion on.
this is the type of woman you build statues of. write sonnets about. fight wars over.
backrolls are so Venusian
looking at your dearest friends thinking 'you're it for me' while coming to realize they don't feel the same about their friendship towards you and are always looking for (or have already found) something 'more' that will inevitably leave you in the dust.
Asexuality and the absolute miserable loneliness that come with it
not even asexual, but the idea that the friends that you care about so much will eventually abandon you to pursue romantic relationships and the relationship between the two of you will never be the same is so depressing
Asexuality and the absolute miserable loneliness that come with it
That’s all the same guy, I don’t know what else to tell you
oh my white boys
Ending a friendship because they didn’t show up for you when you needed them the most is VALID.
Most men can't even wear a condom, what are you talking about??
Men would deal with all the pregnancy and childbirth pain and you'd never hear them complainin
reverse cow girl so i can bend backward and look at him like the exorcist
The handling of cannabis
what degrassi pet peeve will have you like this?
When I got diagnosed with cancer I was alil choked that House wouldn’t care.
aaany House MD related lore about you? curious..
Isn’t this the guy that had to go hide in his mommy’s basement?
"Men need to say, 'Shut up and go to your room. I'm the man of the house. I will not be taught what it is to be a man by a woman.'"
Sometimes I wonder if “bad at sex” was because it was coercion. And can men tell the difference?
Girls can be bad at sex too. Lots of times they won’t even know it.
Trump after seeing latest South Park episode
So can we talk about how Cartman saying "I love you man" to Butters during the end credits was actually Trey saying that to Matt in case it's all over for South Park