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Please listen to my discussion with John F. Kennedy, his first interview in over sixty years. Thank you soundcloud.com/realseance/bey…
New evidence appears to show Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein at an anime convention in 2003. Trump, dressed as Chun-Li is seen 'glomping' Mr. Epstein, who is dressed as E. Honda
Happy's evil twin, Unhappy Gilmore, carries a machete rather than a golf club and instead of being rash and violent he is calm and peaceful
It is legal to hold a Bank of America employee hostage as long as it's not for money.
Kind of funny this is the last time nasa posted about climate change. guess it's over
Droughts have intensified more rapidly since the 1950s due to human-caused climate change. “Flash droughts” – when drought intensifies and spreads in a short time period – have also become more common, making drought monitoring and forecasting more difficult.
Your faves @matthewgoldin, @websitehomepage, and @cringe_genius were kind enough to have me on @chamberofreason, where they discussed geometry and the Jordan curve theorem, till I insisted on switching comedic focus to bodily excretion. Check it out at the link in the reply.
"Magic was in the air when @cringe_genius @matthewgoldin @websitehomepage got together with viral humorist @RadishHarmers. Funny and enlightening shit.. Laughed me fucking ass off. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" - Our listeners
New episode uploaded to every website in the world w/ @RadishHarmers and no references to math, shapes, etc
God saved trump from assassination so he could withhold the epstein files which reportedly implicate God
Today is my birthday, time to enjoy my summer bbq playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/6cjHc…
I found an old man struggling in a bathroom stall. No toilet paper. “Here,” I said. “Use my hand”. I smiled warmly against his shocked expression. “Today you, tomorrow me”.
Forgot the word neurodivergent and called myself a "mental minority" at my probation hearing
AOC used to follow me in 2017 on her old account TurtlePal. Her gimmick was posting turtle pics and saying she wanted to wanted to live in a shell. While it's nice she "came out of her shell" and became a celebrity, I'm a little hurt she hasn't reached out in years.
In the first ep of The Office reboot, Dwight becomes addicted to gooning and posts an incel manifesto before using a 3D printed gun to kill a mukbang streamer. The second episode is about pam
"Stop, please!" "Quiet slut, your screams only make me fuck harder." "Ahh!" Typical exchange from a heated roleplay sesh for these lovebirds. Not to worry, they have a safeword. Something that makes them laugh. The name of a ridiculed coworker.
Jim, an office worker, introduced his work wife to the concept of "Consensual Non-Consent".
something like this but not submitting because i don't support electoral politics
I wish my diverse friend group would stop burning me with cigarettes and knocking me out of my wheelchair
Forrest Gump Jr. accomplished very little during his life, despite not inheriting his father’s mental challenges. It’s no wonder he became a pill head.