puh?

Movies and popcorn name a more iconic duo!

Reading eddington reviews

I wish Mr beast would start making pills I wanna take a Mr. beast SSRI

Lunch is just one battle in the war against hungies. And I’m about to be on the front lines

This is called a yummydog. Would you try it?

I’m straight but sometimes I wish I could milk my male friends and collect their seed in a chapstick tube and let it harden and apply it to my lips throughout the day

Enigmas don’t age they keep going

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really don’t think woman understand that as a regular straight male the only food you can eat is candy and chips and beer and you have to nut at work twice or else you get super sick from sperm cramps.

Okay I’m bored let’s start transvestigating the Coldplay couple

Did you remember to worship Cybele today?

I just did a dose of percocet with some strippers

Look I don’t mean to keep piling on or to be crass, but I really wanna see that Coldplay couple fuck. Crazy style 👉👌

Caught with my mistress at The Wiggles concert