Pink Scorpio

Got a call from one of my Maintenance guys this morning .. about a vacant property being squatted. I kid you fucking not… I was morally conflicted. For 2 WHOLE HOURS.

I’m so interested to know if the tears are about erectile concerns now.. Or just pure emotion…

God is Good!

Trust the timing, everything happens for a reason.

Mood.

i only go on dates if i have interest in you, i am not the bitch that’s gone sit in a ngga face who i don’t like for a free meal i can feed myself

As boring as it sounds, I’m slowly realizing that 90% of success is doing the obvious thing for a painfully long amount of time without convincing yourself you’re smarter than you are.

round phony cats, i get the heebie jeebies lol

💀.

Dave Chappelle as “Mayor Adams” woulda been a staple on The Chappelle Show

Cheat code for attracting the right people: Be unapologetically yourself. When you edit your personality, you attract relationships that need constant maintenance. Stop filtering who you are to be liked. The right ones will stick. The wrong ones will walk. And that’s a blessing.

Learning how to regulate your nervous system/breathe so you're not in Fight/Flight/Survival Mode all the time takes practice, but I promise you, after you work on it long enough, you will see what you're truly capable of on Earth. We need more fearless Warriors out here.

Yes.

“No shade”but there’s a few females I know in real life and their going through the exact opposite of what they are tweeting and agreeing with and it’s really just funny to see in real time

why is this emoji 📈 not a green line

Left a cup of dish soap and vinegar out on the counter to catch a fly and my roommate drank it

misdirected energy for their own personal situations they have yet to address.

when them sweats start kicking in

People get on here and say anything. Wouldn’t dare say that shit in person.

Do not involve me in poorly put together plans. That’s the quickest way to piss me off

When your wife a rich bitch you gotta treat heauxs different