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Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus
A man going through nicotine withdrawal is worse than any woman in her luteal phase
90% of non-politics arguments on here are just people with different amounts of money and social status talking past each other
We really need to bring back chain-gangs as a 2-for-1 crime deterrent and infrastructure improvement measure

but can i request to not have a female driver?
Uber to begin piloting a program next month in LA, San Francisco & Detroit that allows women to request female drivers & passengers. Users are not guaranteed their preference, but their odds will increase.
The first iteration of this was called Lulu and it got shut down, which is what I predict for this app
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
Is this supposed to be late or early
flight starts boarding in an hour and 5 minutes and i’m 40 minutes away from the airport
Ask not for whom the millennial grey bell tolls
In Greenpoint, a church destroyed. All from one tacky landlord and a lot of white paint.
You guys have never been to a supermarket in Miami and it shows
I was told to 'cover up' in Wetherspoons - after being told my Gymshark shorts and sports bra weren't 'family friendly' trib.al/zbf5y6g
Hello my nice husbands! I am Emily, your pretty white tradwife from USA! Today I make coffee and smile with gentle spirit, so lovely no? Wearing soft dress and sitting like good wife for you. 😊 You come home, I serve you with love. What you want, my dears? Tell Emily! 💕
A man's dream? A woman with a quiet and gentle spirit
When my sister came to visit me in Florida for the first time she couldn’t believe the store just gave us plastic bags for free
So they charge for plastic bags in Maine. My kids were like, what?! I said it's a blue state. Maine is a democrat state. That's why. The cashier gave me the ugliest look, and my kids were like moooooommm. I do not care if I offend. I got a laugh out of it. 🤭
We used to be a proper country
The Mr. Cig cigarette mascot visiting hospital patients, 1948.
As a Phoenician
Respectfully, as a born and bred Phoenician - hiking Camelback Mountain in July, in jeans, is just absolutely batshit crazy my friend.
Every day on this app I read that rich men marry McDonald’s employees
Rich men marry educated women. ifstudies.org/blog/high-stat…