verynormalman
@verynormalman
If I was premier I’d bankrupt the state trying to massively expand the zoo
I wonder if anyone made friends with Epstein entirely innocently and it went sorta like that peep show episode where mark finally makes a new friend and he turns out to be a racist
This was Former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating’s young daughter leaving Jeffrey Epstein’s luxury apartment. It’s one big club.
Can’t believe I have to do spreadsheets I wish I was a pirate or something of that nature
Got in an argument with some guy at old bar who was saying there were dingoes in Ringwood. Eventually it turned out he thought foxes and dingoes were the same thing
New Julie bishop instagram reel has left me speechless
The other day I was describing to someone a guy I’d seen on smith Street who’d died his hair green and shaved brat into it and I realised I sounded like I was doing the “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe” speech from blade runner
Immediately on seeing this image for the first time last night it became a crucial and urgent part of my lexicon
Not having a land border is so unromantic, you will never “slip over the border”
Aaron bastani and ash sarkar always sound like they’re about to interrupt what they’re saying to do an ad read for nord vpn
Getting fully replaced ship of Theseus style into 100% microplastics
Any time I’m at a trad pub I’m like woah this is just like wake in fright
The free flow of prosperity is built upon the self-restraint of the sovereign.
Letterboxd people are like Ah yes, a movie… it can be just like a fine wine…
Well I just got off the phone with Maggie Beer actually
Lena Dunham show so annoying I think it’s changed my worldview and ideology