metoR 🧮🏴☠️ 🧋
@metorotem
Rarely active. I may not be a great writer, but no one combines typos, obscure hebrewisms, and ineluctable modalities quite like I do. Involuntarily catless.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
ペット禁止。。
I enjoyed ScarJorassic World despite the communist message. People are going to have fun photoshopping their cats over the sleepy T-Rex.
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mark your calendars for Friday, June 13, at 7 pm central time. I’m dropping a small collection of pigeons (including this one)
All the Epstein stuff has made me realize I don’t take nearly enough photos with my good friends. I’m inspired, guys, I’ll do better
Alright there are certain aspects of the nineties I do not want to bring back.
This is not overdubbed—it’s an actual scene in the 1994 Fantastic Four cartoon featuring a rap by the Human Torch. Not coincidentally, the Human Torch was voiced by 90210’s Brian Austin Green, who was trying to start a rap career at the time.
I see your “politeness is the new punk rock” and raise you, killing commies has always been progressive.
What goes on up here. Who are these people for whom 3.2x speed is inadequate.
Epstein wasn't killed in his cell, his death was faked and he is now partying with Elvis, Michael Jackson and nubile girls
Sadly, even after the robots were overthrown, the knowledge of how to draw a hand was lost.
Congregating here every sunday to pray to mechagodzilla.
Probably the most beautiful Brutalist church ever designed Gottfried Böhm's Nevigeser Wallfahrtsdom (Pilgrimage Church in Neviges), built between 1963 and 1968.
Imagine an alternative timeline where Conan was allowed to keep the Tonight Show, and Craig Ferguson, not that hack Colbert, got the gig at CBS. Late night shows would have actually been entertaining and fun this whole time.
For nearly a century the Italian flag stripes on Adams Street in Newton’s Nonantum neighborhood have symbolized pride heritage and the annual St. Mary of Carmen Festa. When city officials suddenly replaced them with standard yellow lines citing safety regulations the community…
B2s are in the air heading for Nonantum.
Newton has declared war on Italians. Keep painting, Nonantum!!🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Steve Colbert has two options:
Welcome to Substack Stephen Colbert.
Boomer version of the group chat leaking.
Who amongst us hasn't written a birthday letter to a dear old pal, implying that we both share a horrendous dark secret?
Profiled because of the color of his fur. 😾
The crime. The criminal
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
Nobody thinks Diddy was running a blackmail operation for foreign intelligence, even though rapper is a much better cover for a Mossad agent doing sex parties than "Jewish former high school maths teacher."