brooke is crashing tf out 🧘♀️
@verybrookie
more annoying irl if you can believe it
he makes me want to check into rehab
have to wait until october for the physical release of the mcqruise commentary
a tumblrina is upset that tom "iceman" kazansky is frequently portrayed in fanfic as a mean gay boy
what are some of the most psychoactive tweets you've seen or bookmarked? tweets that basically altered your brain function/chemistry the moment you read them
what are some of the most psychoactive tweets you've seen or bookmarked? tweets that basically altered your brain function/chemistry the moment you read them
the three pizzerias around me that still pay their own delivery drivers also happen to be the only local restaurants that consisntently gave free food to hospital workers during the pandemic
??? was this not a thing in the 2000s? i vividly remember calling, ordering food and restaurants delivering them with their own delivery people.
thinking
Tom and Taylor could really bond over their mutual aversion to therapy and deeply ingrained paranoia of everyone being out to get them
it's also the same studio that released minecraft which practically made a billion dollars so can everyone please be so serious
It truly could not be less of a Me Problem that WB gave PTA $140mil when none of his movies have ever even crossed $80mil at the box office. The only thing that matters to me is that I am getting a new PTA movie this year. Hallelujah.
this take started with kylie and stormi and it's yet to be proven so idk maybe the batshit insane influencer who changes personality on a dime for views might actually name her kids something crazy
there used to be "[insert hs name] sleep cam" twitter accounts which would just be pictures of your classmates that fell asleep in class and it kinda made me paranoid on a biological level
Starting to understand why GenZ doesn’t want to perceived. It makes so much sense when yall do this.
i could listen to him talk like this for literally 24 hours straight im so serious
tom cruise as the whole cast of looney tunes
uh oh
Me expecting to meet the love of my life "naturally" but I don't post pics, have 3 close friends, and barely leave the house
hey just fyi, this never showed up on their paywalled newsletter...looks like they scrapped it entirely (for now)
LMAO WHAT IN THE PRODUCTION BUDGET IS THIS
small town couple that have worked and saved their whole lives to finally be able to open their very own restaurant looking up at the GRAND OPENING sign stretched across their building
Marriage
seventeen and wearing santa hats year-round for some reason
age check but we’re in 2016