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@bigmac_mccarthy
follow your dreams to the max, amen
i often think twitter couple are strange until i see true love occur. No restraint pure energy. the truth b4 everything could be “cancled” reminds me of the old internet
GF keeps sending me pictures of her when she was in high school idk what i'm supposed to say. Yes I would've groomed you
GF keeps sending me pictures of her when she was in high school idk what i'm supposed to say. Yes I would've groomed you
Oh yeah now that I'm no longer banned I can show you the painting I made
1. Bisexual 2. Chinese 3. Chinese 4. Bisexual 5. Chinese
what are your top 5 friends currently doing in life?
I understand the concern but it's worth noting that this also what actual therapy does to people
chatgpt advice turns people into narcissists
The haters didnt want me to have a frozen lasagna for dinner tonight. Let em know I got bad news
What they don't tell you about your 30s is that eventually all your friends end up bisexual or Chinese
It's become kind of fashionable to look down on standup comedy as a medium but it always seems to be by guys who say "that's not funny. You know what's funny? Literature"
Shane gillis is a great example of someone who is brave enough to say anything for a laugh but not smart enough to say anything interesting
Long distance gf is like having a tamagotchi that occasionally shows you its boobs
Some people call me the gay cowboy... Some call me the gangster of butt Some people call me Mo' Cheeks
The Steve Miller Band has canceled all dates for its 2025 North American tour due to the general trend of climate change-induced weather disasters: "The combination of extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes and massive forest fires make these risks for you…
instead they comment on photos of lady wrestlers like "mommy please Pump Handle Slam my cock and my balls"
you basically never see leftist men online complaining they can't get laid or find a relationship the male loser epidemic is entirely right-wing men
Joyous Birthday and many happy returns to my beautiful white queen @HIRAESCUE