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Going for a scruffy/scumbag sort of look today

Having a cherry Jolly Rancher for the first time in years

Picked up a dead wolf spider thinking it was a piece of mulch on the floor so that was cool

Typical late summer Sunday here

I know they didn’t just rank that sweatshop mass produced abomination called Kraft Ranch Dressing as 2nd

I admire Tootsie Roll’s commitment to making the worst chocolate candy in the world.

I may happy on the outside but I secretly wish I was at IHOP right now.

Hey gork who is the most famous person to jork their peanits to my page

I’m saving my Costco rotisserie chicken for tomorrow but every time I open the fridge it’s in there looking and smelling so sexy 🫦

Not to be too controversial here but I’m starting to like my burgers medium-well to (brace yourself) well done. I like when those carcinogens get nice and crispy on the outside of it 🤤

Convinced a spider tweeted this

This would be my pfp if I was bald.

Luigi gets up here when Peaches is annoying him (she doesn’t know how to get up)

When you hear there’s an open bar

Damn this cost me $58 to cook why didn’t I just go to a restaurant where it’s almost the same price

POV: It’s 5pm and you are a 16oz Miller Lite

seeing someone's handwriting for the first time is so intimate, like omg why is it so bad

I can’t remember if I’ve posted this before

Had the best glove save of my life with a minute left to preserve a 9-8 win and suddenly life is worth living again.

Please enjoy this video of Peaches playing with the biggest squeaky toy she has