Alice
@twobrowcc
yea, sure | 26 | we'll talk of everything, of the sunrises and sunsets
Instagram tourist accounts be like "OMG hidden gems of Melbourne"
Every few weeks, right wingers rediscover André Rieu, the Burger King of classical music, and fancy themselves continental sophisticates for enjoying this decadent, plastic, end-of-history schmaltz.
A magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist. Touches my heart every single time.
the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is cracking an egg
as a kid my whole extended family used to gather to throw boots so we could see who could throw one the furthest because there was fuck all else to do if not arson or the pipe
There's a map in Glen Waverley from the 80s that shows the proposed F7 freeway fantastic
This map of the City of Waverley from 1982 has a freeway reserve that doesn't exist any more. It's a few kms east of where the F7 was planned, and I think this is its planned re-alignment. Everything from here is conjecture I haven't tried looking for documents, just spitballing
Liberal Party official Facebook page just got hacked with a post offering boob jobs
banh mi lady calls everyone darling but she calls me sweetie we are nowhere near the same
I hope you can understand the beauty of a 1960s duplication project train station.
you can tell someone's never worked a blue collar job if they shit on coles bakery items like yea sure the $3 croissants aren't from Lune or whatever but they're $3 and coles is open at 6am on the way to work
I love getting on the train in work uniform it's like a wild western film when the villain walks into the saloon. Everyone just shuts up and looks at me until I sit down and they realise I'm not an AO.