sam

@SamsScrote

Ongoing social experiment

she/her

Joined December 2024

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sam@SamsScrote · May 16

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ghost-zombie jesus@rileyonatinroof · 2 h

couple of pints with my friends

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sam@SamsScrote · 5 h

literally

◦◦ ◦꒰ beware the homers, always ꒱@9rhizome · 9 h

my moe/barney opinion is that he should go confide to marge first thing. but before anything happens she has to make him sit down and do this

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sam@SamsScrote · 53 m

im in a desktop background rn

sam@SamsScrote · 3 h

down at the cricketers club and thugging sauce with the boys tn

sam@SamsScrote · 4 h

god is in everything

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ghost-zombie jesus@rileyonatinroof · 21 h

trying to take my pants off to piss when i’m high feels like squid games

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sam@SamsScrote · 21 h

DEATH IS JUST A HEARTBEAT AWAY in KUNG FU PANDA in Cinemas Now

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sam@SamsScrote · Jul 26

kremling "ough" is a top 10 sound

GGenocity@GenocityZone · Jul 26

kremling "ough" is a top 10 sound

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nat@mydogsareloose · Jul 25

(in the back of a cop car) lights green u can go

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sam@SamsScrote · 23 h

Sigma place. So fancy!

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out of context dogs@contextdogs · Jul 27

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Yesterday's Print@yesterdaysprint · Jul 26

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, July 13, 1885

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sam@SamsScrote · Jul 27

scream at riley challenge: SUCCESS

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amelia@AmeliaButSwag · Jul 26

i love how beastial it all is

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sam@SamsScrote · Jul 27

whats up legend

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sam@SamsScrote · Jul 27

as i walked out of this kfc black sabbath by black sabbath started playing and the church bell was perfectly in sync with the song and it scared the absolute fucking shit out of me i Shouted

SamsScrote's tweet image. as i walked out of this kfc black sabbath by black sabbath started playing and the church bell was perfectly in sync with the song and it scared the absolute fucking shit out of me i Shouted

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sam@SamsScrote · Jul 27

the cash converters bendigo employees know that im high everytime i show up here 😇

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sam@SamsScrote · Jul 27

HAHA!! DOPE!!

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sam@SamsScrote · Jul 27

i am listening to talkjng heads and dancing a storm theough the streets of bendigo people watch in awe and confusion and homeless drug addicts looove my hair

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