Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)
@twlldun
"...and every sentence that I spoke began and ended with ellipses..."
<Current event> proves <thing I already believed> because <thing I already believed> must be as important to the rest of the world as to me.
Spectacular non-sequitur here, well done
The UK Online Safety Bill has come into effect and already I see hidden posts on X that require age verification. So let me get this straight: UK govt: please upload your ID and selfie to see this online content Also the UK govt: “Oops! We accidentally emailed the names of…
Ironic given their name is a war crime
⚡ Australian rock band King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard will remove its music from Spotify but keep it on Russia-linked Yandex Music, The Guardian reports. The decision is a protest against Spotify’s CEO, who invested in a German company that manufactures drones used by…
Innovation Strikes In The Field of Chimpanzee Rectum Adornment was my favourite early Flaming Lips album.
“Epic socialist fails”. Not, I’d argue, as epic a fail as being unable to read a date in a headline and remember that you were in office at that point.
UK Treasury meets the Laffer Curve 😣. See also: ‘wrecks economy’, ‘epic socialist fails’ and ‘A Dummies guide to growth’.
A magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist. Touches my heart every single time. m.youtube.com/watch?v=VUA_7L…
A magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist. Touches my heart every single time.
National Dog Photography Day today and honestly if your dog can take photos, I think he needs much more than a day. Irritable bowel syndrome gets an entire week.
I also like to tell invented anecdotes which illustrate me being a massive racist
A magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist. Touches my heart every single time.
“Vitamins”
Hulk Hogan was the literal standard bearer for the America of my childhood, a time and place where you could be unironically told to say your prayers and take your vitamins so you'd grow up strong enough to whoop the ass of any Communist or Ayatollah who needed it. God rest him.
Well goodbye, brother! Now you can ask God if he personally put a man in a vegetative state when your son crashed the car he was in because he was “a negative person”. I hope you don’t get reincarnated as a blizz-ack gizz-uy as you specifically said you didn’t want that.