Sarah
@SarahDuggers
If Kate Middleton went feral and lived behind some bins.
Tom Lehrer should be remembered by his own words, namely “If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.”
Emily Thornberry is raging
Good luck today, @Lionesses. Let's bring it home 🏴
This is the most British thing I have ever seen. news.sky.com/story/this-is-…
Sorry but I am howling
Good luck today, @Lionesses. Let's bring it home 🏴
We must confront people having a private conversation that has nothing to do with us EVERY TIME as is NORMAL and NOT MENTAL AT ALL.
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three @marksandspencer staff speaking in another language. I asked them “What language are you speaking?” They responded “Hindi” I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
Well goodbye, brother! Now you can ask God if he personally put a man in a vegetative state when your son crashed the car he was in because he was “a negative person”. I hope you don’t get reincarnated as a blizz-ack gizz-uy as you specifically said you didn’t want that.

Parents in the '80s: Let's just give our 8-year-old a key so he can let himself in after school. Parents in 2025: My 18-year-old cannot possibly manage the responsibility of having keys.
My wife is in the University of Arkansas Facebook group for moms of incoming freshman. I convinced her to send me this screenshot, but there are so many more absolutely ridiculous questions like this. Some of these kids (and their moms) aren't going to make it. 😂
All the roads around my house need repaved :)
EXC: London Borough Offers Half-Price Lime Bike Rides to Asylum Seekers order-order.com/2025/07/24/exc…
Agnes should have been 38 today and without her it's very hard to believe joy is coming, but I will keep thinking it is because she would have done. Have a fag and a glass of fizz and tell your best friends not just how much you love them but why you do.
“listen I love you joy is coming”
AND?!?!?!
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
You’re kidding aren’t you?
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.