Capitol Hill Guy

“Didn’t you wear that jacket on our last date?” No. That was tweed this is herringbone. We will not be seeing each other again, best of luck with your future romantic endeavours.

Not wearing a jacket on a Monday is signaling that you’ve given up on the week and it hasn’t even started.

Do you sheep realize what you’re witnessing.

The jambon beurre & pain au chocolat also deserve some love. This the only patisserie/bakery in the city worth your time.

Why would I try a new bakery when I’ve been faithful to one for 24 years? - Taking key points in the #racetoBratislava vs @Danpastdc ✅ - Bread Furst ✅ - Practice session with CHBrother on the red clay ☑️ - Côte de Brouilly Gamay with dinner ☑️

Sketches of Spain is the level of ball knowledge you’d expect from the Rizzler. Pure class over there.

CHG’s Saturday Agenda - Taking key points in the #racetoBratislava vs @Danpastdc ✅ - Bread Furst ☑️ - Practice session with CHBrother on the red clay ☑️ - Côte de Brouilly Gamay with dinner ☑️

Today turned out to be the one day/quarter where I listen to six (6) hours of Weezer and reminisce on middle school. Cheers.

I have just been informed that Spotify does not have a single recorded version of A Sovereign Protector I Have, the left has fully taken over. We need to get our top people on this @fece_lord

There’s no greater pleasure than going to pickup a brand new unlined, unstructured, olive linen blazer from your tailor for a summer wedding at which you will drink 9 dry martinis and subtly network for an ngla host.

CH-Brother’s playlist for when he has a girl in the car. Raised him right.

Boat Totes are just T100 logos for women. No further questions at this time.

What the fuck is @Danpastdc cooking?? Chat, what do we think of practicing your log functions on the Journal.

You can’t speak until you’ve played Dutch Blitz with your wife’s family for two hours.

Working with former finance people in tech is so much fun because you get a ‘confirming receipt, will follow up’ and immediately know this person is worth your time.

Missed Emma Navarro at Nats Park last night. I will never forgive myself.

What do we think the final score was? Thinking Roger must have routed him.

Too few people are talking about Sinner (1), Musetti (7), Cobolli (26) & the depth of Italian tennis right now. France’s best player is Fils at #21. Outside of Carlos, there is ONE Spanish player in the T50. What are they cooking over there??

The week is off to a devastating start. I think we should open a 2018 Aurelien Lefort in commiseration.

If you heard me flying down Constitution on an e-bikeshare screaming The Weight, I want to reassure you it was Dylan @ LA Forum 1974.