Danny Pastrami - DC Director of Morale
@Danpastdc
Part time Brotha/Kosovo War Veteran ‘99
Instead of an angel and devil, I have Phil Mickelson on one shoulder telling me to put my weight on my left foot when chipping and Bob Dylan on the other wordlessly shoving another cigarette in my mouth.
Everyone wants to be an Allman Brothers fan until it’s time to do Allman Brothers fan shit.
A Ukrainian bot is currently trying to recruit me because of my hinge Carl G post. Can’t make this up.
Can someone please put a gun to my head and make me stop talking about anti tank weapons on hinge.
Everyone needs to shame @tuneinnnnn I found this pan in the cabinet and when asked about it he said,” that’s the egg pan.”
Found this at East Po #shrinkthegame
Can someone please put a gun to my head and make me stop talking about anti tank weapons on hinge.
Was not aware that Puerto Rico gave out actual drivers licenses.
The drivers licenses leaked today from the tea app have been uploaded to a searchable map.... this may be the worst PII leak I've ever seen lol
#expand The PB Dye cart screens display the PGA leaderboard as you play.
Nothing beats drunk driving in Calcisieu Parish, Louisiana.
Accidental Kodak
shit stalked by poop in crap episode 2
Castrate this idiot.
God dammit I need a muzzle
It gives me joy knowing that no Turk will ever lay eyes on this in person.
Sorry for being gone, been hard at work sending fake EZ pass bills to NYU students.
Tried to teach my little cousin how to swing a golf club. Not only can he still not hit but I now have an unfixable slice.
And someone’s gotta drink 30 beers and defend Kanye at my family reunion.
Somebody’s gotta eat healthy and be hot. We can’t all do it
He’s on a work call. He’s so Dutch, I hate him @tuneinnnnn
