Paul Fanning
@trivet1806
I wish I was like you: easily amused.
Actually, Wikipedia getting banned would be pretty funny. Much of British journalism would grind to a screeching halt and we'd suddenly be reliant on people who actually know stuff again.
UK VPN demand surges 1,400% as age verification law takes effect; Wikipedia faces ban, X users report blocked content
Definitely not dangerously extremist muslim Twitter having a completely normal one, I see.
What I don't get about this lunacy is that the recorded, undisputed facts of the Macrons' relationship are so profoundly weird and disturbing that there really is no need to gild the lily with this 'She's a fella' crap.
WATCH: Candace Owens just DOUBLED DOWN on Brigitte Macron being a man in response to getting sued. "You were born a man and you will die a man... That's the point I'm making." "I think you're sick. I think you're disgusting. And I am fully prepared to take on this battle on…
Centred text: the surefire sign of the attention-seeking cretin.
The suffering and starvation unfolding in Gaza is unspeakable and indefensible.
The fact is that every sport that has introduced substitutions for injury has ended up with substitutions becoming a tactical option to be exploited. If that's what you want, fine. Argue for it. But don't dress it up with this pearl-clutching bullshit. telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2025/0…
*Must* The fucking state of this little cunt.
The UK must immediately recognise Palestinian statehood. There can be no two state solution if there is no viable state left to call Palestine.
By introducing an opposing group police can claim they are mediating between 2 sides rather than standing against one, & the presence of counter-protesters helps frame the original demonstrators as far-Right/racist, giving police greater political/operational cover to use force.
Hampshire Constabulary escort masked ANTIFA thugs past a local-led migrant hotel protest in Aldershot. This is a tactic designed to antagonise the locals to justify police brutality. Two-tier policing must end. Shame on @HantsPolice.
Since @LBC just did a dirty delete of this horrendous racist incitement read out and broadcast by @mrjamesob I thought it important that there be a recording of it here so that people can see the nasty, made up propaganda which is being spread with complete impunity about Jews.
Since @LBC just did a dirty delete of this horrendous racist incitement read out and broadcast by @mrjamesob I thought it important that there be a recording of it here so that people can see the nasty, made up propaganda which is being spread with complete impunity about Jews.
When you try to explain to people why they deserve to be impoverished and emiserated as penance for their arbitrarily-apportioned generational sins and it doesn't go as well as you'd hoped.
Leftist counter protesters have now arrived outside the Britannia Hotel in Canary Wharf, claiming that there is a dearth of “safe and legal routes” for asylum seekers. They are being challenged on their views by the protesters
Obvious policies for a better Britain.
Anyone who takes part in World Naked Bike Ride Day should presumptively be on some kind of register.
People understandably getting cross about Crawley here, but the fact is they're going to keep picking him until the end of the Ashes and that's that. The real mystery is Woakes playing when there's another bowler who can bat in the side.
Our XI for the fourth Test is here 📋 One change from Lord's 👊
Looking at the weather forecast, it seems Manchester is getting ready to ruin yet another perfectly good test series. We need to stop this madness. Bulldoze Old Trafford.
Earlier this week two blokes each got sentences nearly four times this long for cutting down a nice tree.
Channel migrant who sexually assaulted teenage girl with special needs in broad daylight is jailed for 14 months trib.al/fIGwgJg
To be fair, 'We will destroy your business model' does actually sound like something this government is capable of doing. Sadly, I don't think people smugglers pay NICs, CGT, Business Rates or UK energy prices, so they're going to have to think outside the box on this one.
My message to people smugglers: We're going to send back the people you smuggle across the Channel, with our new agreement with France. We're coming after the boats you use, with our new agreement with Germany. We will destroy your business model, piece by piece.
"Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly?" "No!" "Want to call that raggedy-ass Napoleon your king?" "No!" "You want your children to sing the La Marseillaise?" "No!" "Mr. Mowett, Mr. Pullings, starboard battery!"
What’s the most inspiring movie speech?
If you're wondering what my moral stance is regarding those showing suicidal empathy to worthless criminals, let me show you.
Watching Timothy Dalton play a Percy psychopath in 1923 and literally everything he says reminds me of this. youtu.be/iYscVj9MMlE?si…
"Please, my majority. She is very sick."
‘Do you think there are people in this country who have a culturally very different view of women?’ ‘I’ll tell you the group of people who are most likely to abuse… that is men.’ @TomSwarbrick1 probes Labour’s @jessphillips on sexual offences in the UK.
Isn't it weird how readily we now accept the idea of someone getting sacked for using an offensive term, but media outlets refusing to report what the term was or the context in which it was used - meaning none of us is able to assess the level of wrongdoing for ourselves?