dazzler

all shade put on hold, this night was genuinely hilarious on twitter 😭😭😭

Come sail away. #PercyJackson and the Olympians Season 2 is coming to #DisneyPlus December 10.

When u gettin tatted on ur ribs tryna act nonchalant but he fr diggin in you and you start to lose ur arch

Why don't yall like dating people with children??

THIS - by the way my parents responded any time i had a field trip, book fair, ANY activity that cost money, i thought we were living on the poverty line. as an adult, my mother looks at me like i’m insane when i reference this, firmly reminds me we have always been middle class

but yall can’t smell when you need to wash your ass

It’s not a crime to cheat on someone

there is a chemical in most shampoos that exacerbates hair loss. i havent used shampoo in over a decade and my hairline hasnt moved an inch.

A coffee shop not opening until 8AM…I’m sorry ?? Did you know that sloth is a sin