Elliot Steel
@elliotsteelcom
carrying the boats out now full yt special
The goal in the first day was to get a thousand views. I’ve just woken up to this. If we got it to 10,000 by the end of today that would be insane
I’ve released a new comedy special. Did you know you could all let the whole world know about it with the retweet button? It’s mad how much power you have! Gallivanting OUT NOW: youtu.be/35GAcAmOCOA?si…
We’re going to get so cooked by the US it’s going to cause the collapse of NATO
Big Zuu - Bun Em’ (@Eminem Diss)
Spend as long as I like doing stand up. Won’t ever make anything near this
Some lovely audience feedback of late (including a man wrestling with his sexuality over my beautiful unpatriotic eyebrows) ticket to Ed fringe and tour in bio
Watching this tonight will be the closest I get to how people in 1939 must have listened to Chamberlain after finding out Germany had invaded Poland
🚨🗣️ Steve Parish is due to give an interview to Sky at around 6pm on the Palace relegation situation. @MrDomSmith
Better do something about this uefa ruling @MayorofLondon
Just make the super league, play every single day and have the games all over the world. Im going to go watch something the appreciates the sanctity of competition like boxing or golf
Can’t wait to win this then be demoted because the don of the heroin trade wants to be in the Europa
🚨 OFFICIAL: UEFA announce Crystal Palace won’t be playing in the Europa League next season. Palace to play in the Conference League per UEFA rules.
How can a mid table team win a domestic trophy against the likes of city without having investment? The investment is going to be most likely from someone already in the sport. If you can’t do that then don’t allow for it to happen. Just makes a mockery of the sport
Shameful decision by @UEFAcom The same week they fine Lyon for breaching economic regulations they allow them to compete in the Europa League but not us. A morally bankrupt organisation protecting the interests of a near financially bankrupt club #CPFC