Toell Nemesis
@toellsnemesis
Catholic. North Dakotan. Republican. Nemesis. American.
Emergency QB here. Had to blindly QB an explosive triple option attack for a JV game while I had pinkeye (couldnt wear contacts) We did not win.
Wrong. Take a lap, pal. Show me your JV MVP trophy.
Topping the 11:30pm hour of television doesnt mean much if the show isnt making money or doing well. My guess is late night TV is dead/dying. People stream before bed.
If you didn't already know that our President is a wanna-be king. Second quarter of 2025: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert topped 11:35 PM hour in total viewers. Financial decision my a**. latenighter.com/news/ratings/l…
How come Pedro Pascal never gets anxiety around Bella Ramsey?
Finally, someone posts a map correctly identifying the Dakotas. I feel seen.
This is the definitive map:
These mf'ers killed Mufasa
“2 million travelers. No suitcases. No delays. Just instinct, survival, and breathtaking beauty. The Serengeti Migration 2025 is underway.” #Serengeti #MigrationSeason #NatureUnfiltered
I ordered a club soda and before I was even done without prompting they brought me another ice cold club soda. This is how we live in America, bitch! Suck it, Europe!!!
Chat, we may have our next $100 million sacrifice
You know who could beat Lady G @LindseyGrahamSC in South Carolina? @StephenAtHome
That's too bad. Anyway, onward! Deport deport deport!
🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card. Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10…
My favorite item on the Arby's menu is the Greek Gyro.
The Greek gyro, good sir!
Connecticut has 3.7 million people and chooses to send this guy to represent their state in DC.
If you refuse to see what is happening, the cancellation of the Colbert show should open your eyes. I want to explain to you what a censorship state looks like - where a corrupt government gives favors to media that suppresses criticism of the regime.
Caesar saw visions of Christ during his epileptic seizures and knew what had to be done
Given per capita is usually done per-100,000 people, this is actually very convenient framing. 729 homicides per 100,000 is absolutely insane. Our cities with the highest homicide rates are at like 50 or 60 per 100,000. It's crazy CBS thought this was some kind of dunk.…
"just 729" cbsnews.com/news/trump-adm…
Make sure to remind your grandparents that FDR is burning in hell and is the worst american since Woodrow Wilson
FDR was a shit president and the closest America has ever come to a dictator. -He was the only U.S. president to serve more than two terms and literally had to die in office to leave it. Term limits were literally added because of him. Previously, it was just a respected…
There were single days where more German civilians died from bombing than Ukrainians have died in the last 3.5 years.
No country during WWII was bombed as extensively as Ukraine in the last three and a half years. Neither Poland, nor Britain, nor France were bombed as much as Ukraine is now.
This means ICE has the addresses of nearly 4 million people who arent citizens. Thats beautiful.
ICE given access to personal data of 79 million Medicaid enrollees, including home addresses and ethnicities. (AP) 95% of them are U.S. citizens. I tried to warn y'all.
I'm once again reminding pro-Ukrainian types to stop amplifying bad shit Ukrainians do.
“Zelensky Banned A Church” No, Zelensky Banned The Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate This was used as a hub for Russian FSB officers, they would do anti Ukrainian sermons and run Intelligence operations out of them during a time of war That’s not a church
I had a hot law school professor who makes something like $5k an hour to be an expert witness for SEC matters
is there a job where i can just be dumb and pretty and make $5,000/hour
Risking your marriage to go see *Coldplay* with your mistress is insane
Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.
I was not familiar with your game Germany.
You can drive 14 hours without leaving Germany