𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘

Can someone tell me how to feel about things? Just getting in to not thinking for myself

“The math ain’t mathing” Bitch the math ain’t mathed for me since algebra in high school

Every day is a gift. Be grateful, say your prayers, and enjoy the ride.

It’s not sexual assault if you have anxiety

sorry i’m late, i was watching tv at the gas pump

pedro pascal whenever his anxiety takes over

You know you’re dead inside when you pass a playground and don’t feel the urge to get on the swings

Mind if I steal your tweet and change a couple words?

Have you tried being a terrible human being about it?

You can only be anti vax if you’re really fit. I won’t be elaborating

Going to the beach during a possible thunderstorm because: 1. I’m stupid. 2. The weather won’t dictate my weekend, god damn it.

The rest is still unwritten, it was written

Kick me down the bleachers once, shame on you. Kick me twice.. x.com/NoCapMediaa/st…

Don’t ever be self conscious at the gym. Everyone else is looking at themselves or checking out the girl with the gym shorts tucked inside her vagina

I know my friends are going through things when they’re not regularly sending me racist memes

If four loko isn’t an energy drink, then why do I drink them every morning before work and feel great

start digging in yo butt twin

If you eat food every day, you’re a drug addict btw

Let’s make out under the glow of the Coldplay jumbotron