toastymoe™

Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.

Fuck Ed Helms

2 most overplayed, overrated, worst songs in history; Stairway to Heaven Hotel California I said what I said

never wait to say the things that matter

picture me, picture you

If I go missing, the rhythm got me.

🎵 “Ain’t nuttin but a tea thang, baby” - Snoop Dogg, explaining to his wife why he got mail from the royal family

I’d rather wait on something that’s never going to happen than be dissatisfied by something I’m pretty sure could

you’ll never truly know the impact you have on a person, all you can do is be authentic and hope it lands.

as soon as you realize none of this means anything, you'll sleep better

it's Effie Day ~ treat yourself to something fabulous

it was almost like a song, but not really.

it takes a little time to grow something beautiful~

stop talking and listen for a minute, the birds are trying to tell us something

If I talk too much, it’s because I think you’re worth all the letters.

outdoorsy, but in a low-key fancy kinda way

a flower in full bloom, ready to be picked

I'm expensive because I'm worth it.

oh, just listening to that one song ~ on repeat

Kinda rude that my purse doesn’t have a warming pocket to keep my purse cheeseburgers hot

I like the term “elder millennial”, it makes me sound wise but like also kind of an asshole