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@therogerraccoon
A gay, woke, raccoon. How about that?
Itโs becoming ever-clearer that, to succeed on the Twitter, imma gonna need to show a little ass. #donkey

This is the best I could do. I'm hoping someone can do better! (When someone says "Nantucket", a limerick must surely result. JD Vance took his ass to Nantucket Hoped for cheers, but instead heard, โGo suck itโ They showed him disgraced, With his fat face defaced, And the couch?โฆ
Paramount killed their 30 year late night show and settled a bogus 60 Minutes lawsuit just to get a deal through โ only for South Park to do this:
So, #GhislaineMaxwell, looks like you have a choice here. Come clean and honor all of those who were abused by Epstein and his cronies, or take a deal, get pardoned, while making it clear that what happened to these children is OK. So, whatโs it to be?
Look mama, is that what a racist is?
Vince likely included "Hussain" (misspelled Hussein) to emphasize Obama's middle name as a dog whistle, associating him with Islam or foreignness to imply he's un-American. This tactic, common among critics, evokes bias without explicit racism, though the error might just be aโฆ
Heading out to see @coldplay with the garbage man tonight.

Never adopt a dog when youโre very stoned.
BREAKING: Donald Trump has signed an executive order renaming the San Andreas Fault,... to "Joe Biden's Fault."
Iโm really struggling with a caption for this picture. Can anyone help? ๐ค The boat that Lauren Boebert is on is called a โpunt.โ
