VanDammit™
@ChaosAgent_42
I became a parody account when this platform became trash. MAGA is a blight on America and must end. Never vote again, idiots. Chaosagent_42 on threads.
DISCLAIMER I'm not funded by Soros or Elon or anyone else. My posts are fueled by rage and caffeine. Rage I provide copiously on my own. If you want to contribute with caffeine: ko-fi.com/fbivan I made a total of 20 bucks last year, so basically one Starbucks iced mocha.
He isn't sleeping well. Protecting child predators is a full time job.
Dear #MAGA, Spin all you want, but 1. Trump promised to end Ukraine war on day 1 = LIE 2. Trump promised lower grocery prices = LIE 3. Trump promised 90 deals in 90 days = LIE 4. Trump promised to release #EpsteinFiles = LIE 5. Trump promised to return all hostages = LIE
The market right now feels like it's experiencing terminal lucidity.
Trump could have proven he wasn't evading taxes by releasing his returns, but he hid them and, guess what, turns out he was evading. Trump could prove he isn't on Epstein's list by releasing the files, but he hid them. Guess what.
Epstein files.
Epstein files. MLK! Epstein files. RFK assassination!! Epstein files. AREA 51!!! Epstein files. OBAMA TREASON!!!! Epstein files. SHUT DOWN CONGRESS!!!!! Epstein files.
Hey @grok, which of these two phrases about Planned parenthood is more accurate? "Planned Parenthood provides services that can reduce the need for abortions." "Planned Parenthood provides services that aim at increasing the number of abortions."
It’s highly suspicious that Republicans voted not to release the Epstein files. What are they hiding from? #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
If Ghislaine Maxwell only names Democrats, in order to get her pardon, why was Trump defending them?
On November 6th, 2024, gas in Ohio was $2.57/gal Is it cheaper where you live, now?
@BarackObama I would call it exhibit A? - @grok is this really Trump saying he accepts what he now says is not true ?
Footage of Trump from 2018 has resurfaced which completely destroys his new conspiracy theory “I accept our intelligence community's conclusion that Russia's meddling in the 2016 election took place.” Now, he’s making up conspiracies!
Kamala Harris would never pardon a child trafficker. She goes after predators like Epstein, Maxwell, and their clients.
Nancy Pelosi would have kept Congress open until a vote to release Epstein's list was passed. And before you say the "why didn't Biden release anything" line, over 4000 pages, were released during Biden's admin, and Trump was all over them.
So Trump's personal lawyer (now with DOJ) is going to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell? I'm calling it now. She'll lie to cover up for Trump, and in return he'll pardon her. Quid pro quo.
Trump Administration has an Epstein file detailing 4,725 wire transfers & nearly $1.1 billion flowing through just one of his banks. Why is the Trump administration covering up the Epstein Files? Who are they protecting? Americans deserve to know. nytimes.com/2025/07/17/bus…
Louder, please.
Her mom owned an escort service and Trump was one of her clients. — and to those defending Trump, she says “have fun defending someone who ‘allegedly’ pays children to rub blankets on his dick.”
Donald Trump, July 2018: "I accept our intelligence community's conclusion that Russia's meddling in the 2016 election took place."
They know that you're stupid, MAGA shitmuppets, and that you'll cheer and forget it wasn't these files you were asking about.
