Jage
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I talk about the #Mariners way more than any east coaster should.
Sources: Eugenio Suárez is still Seattle’s top priority and being aggressively pursued by the Mariners following this first domino dropping with the club acquiring Josh Naylor.
I’d say this ump should be sent to Guantanamo Bay - but honestly they could just leave him in Anaheim for 5-10 years and it’d be the same thing.
Per Fangraphs, this is the 36th time Eduard Bazardo has pitched in the last six days.
Yeah Woo should’ve just gotten himself the ejection after that nightmare.
I very much enjoyed Happy Gilmore 2. It’s not meant to be anything more than a nostalgia flashback with a modern touch - and it does that very well. The cameos were excellent, and you can tell everyone filming it had an absolute blast doing so. Just good ole fashioned fun.
Absolutely incredible result from the Mariners perspective.
Breaking: The Yankees are acquiring 3B Ryan McMahon from the Rockies, per source. Colorado will receive two prospects in return.
In honor of the #Mariners new psychotic beef boi first baseman... Tired: Have you ever said thank you once? (kindly) Wired:

Current #Mariners Deadline Wish List in Order: 1. Geno 2. Jax/Bednar/Erceg 3. Castro (pending Geno goes elsewhere) 4. LuBob 5. *Insert 6th-7th guy in bullpen name here*
Trade For Naylor ✅ Trade For Geno Trade Canzone/Raley for Reliever Trade for secondary Reliever
For the morning crowd: My 2025 #Mariners Trade Deadline write-up went live last night on Words from the Wharf Subscribe (free) here: open.substack.com/pub/wordsfromt… Article here: wordsfromthewharf.substack.com/p/navigating-t…