Sari Beliak
@thecrassceiling
Former Sr Contributing Writer @TheOnion also @REALpunknews @reductress and more! V hireable!
My dad owned a sports card store in the 90s and was a collector of all kinds of treasures so going through his stuff is such a trip bc it’s like broken watches, pogs, stamps, and then Kobe Bryant cards or a signed Larry Bird picture. Wild.
Between the massive media layoffs, the looming bankruptcy of Vice, the studios forcing the writers into a strike & the rise of A.I. there's been a grotesque devaluation of imagination & creativity – during a time where it feels like people are more desperate for it than ever.
You don’t need a blue check mark to be happy! Plenty of people on this app don’t have them and we’re still perfectly miserable
Hi! I’m delighted to share that I am this week’s guest contributing writer for your favorite NPR quiz show WAIT WAIT DON’T TELL ME! We’re here and we’re ready to bluff some listeners! 💖 instagram.com/p/CqTn3K-Pa0S/…
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible bit.ly/3S5Lh6r
Man working this food truck asked if I’ve ever had falafel and I said sir have you seen my hair?? and he laughed and that’s how I got this free falafel
Random man at Costco: you have such a nice smile Me: Thanks it’s fake
I scrolled TikTok for 20 minutes and was diagnosed with ADHD, Münchausen syndrome, and a nervous tummy by a 24 y/o doing her skincare routine
If you wanna real feel bad about yourself, let a 20 y/o working the trade counter of Buffalo Exchange go through your bag of clothes