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It’s like my first born moved out

rashford and frenkie de jong in the same team but not at man united

i feel like crying when future rap sometimes

“was i fuckin up? that’s not the point” has me cryinggggg

Haram but brilliant

I auditioned for happy Gilmore 2 They gave my role to bad bunny lol Yall wanna see me y audition footage ?

I really do think of this often

i see the future just like cleo

good mornin fellow alfredo 2 listeners

Met a kid today that never heard of God

an affectionate woman can add years to your life expectancy

i be so raw at giving advice whole time i’m telling you what i wish someone told me

Crying

Somebody get unc off this app

The only reason Garnacho wants to stay in the prem is the idea of shitting on United next season

My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and said let’s change the world this summer

How it feels to be out of the loop

because of the implication

The idea of women existing was not even God's original plan

Sorry for making fun of u we rly should have been talking about the political and economic state…