xan

Why is this dress lowkey giving balls?

The United States

Is it me or is this type of woman just too perfect to the point they’re not even attractive?

Future once said... A girlfriend that loves you when you have nothing, has another boyfriend.

this is the worst generation of parents ever

The fastest animal in the world is a woman running from accountability

Time is a btch... it's sad to see someone you grew up watching get to a stage like this

Girls be 5’9 talking about “i’m just a girl” you are a point guard

Do caterpillars know what’s going to happen to them ?

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

I’ve been thinking abt it and the hottest age you can be is 27 or 28

regardless of how sad their story is... never let anyone move into your house!

How tf did niggas even know weed was for smoking?!

I see why grannies used to cook dinner at 3PM and sit down the rest of the day.

you stop fw a mf and they gon diss yo zodiac sign till they die

(british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what’s all this then

I know my parents hate to see me bringing common sense to a conversation

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