tendollar

Anybody that goes more viral than me is funded by Peter Theil

hmmm. yes. we see this all the time. your body isn’t producing enough willtoliveamine

posted quite a lot tonight haven’t you? sir please step out of the car

i’ve seen the best posts of my generation ruined by a simple typo not even noticed until hours later

so many things are ruining my life lately

you write a short story about it then you move on

house dj? he’s fine thanks for asking

tendollar ✍️

posting is a hard drug

I'm two-hundred pages into writing my erotic memoirs and I haven't even reached puberty yet

computer, identity any soulmates within a 10-mile radius

drums please fab

computer, scan likes tab for notables please

that’s no matter. tomorrow we will run faster. stretch out our arms farther. and then…… one fine morning—

posting through it for fun and profit

the emojis taught us how to feel…