Will

One of my young fans politely asked me to repost this "penis 2 classic" for him. I couldn't possibly refuse... Any other old stuff you guys want trotted out?

Slipping and hitting my head in the bathtub of ideas

Here is my phone number in ascending numeric order if you want to try to call me 0013355779

Let's talk about it over punishment lunch

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Just lost my enemies list... Oh well, I guess I love everybody now

Many of my enemies consider themselves to be successful, despite all evidence to the contrary

We're about a hundred deep into will's next eight thousand posts and I think it's going rather well

Me and the boys are gonna pile into the minivan and go smash up our local library

Bankrupting myself to give my wife an extremely beautiful funeral

Yeah, go ahead and show probable spam. I've got nothing better to look at

Gotta get up bright and early to do whatever it is I do all day

Four weeks ago my buddy invented punishment weekend. I try to embody that spirit

I go to danny, "buddy I think you made a post in 2019 where you go 'DM stands for dm me'" he goes "yeah, here it is."

dm stands for: dm me

Originally, the saying was more scary than a barrel of monkeys, but nothing was ever that scary so it changed to more fun

It's going to be a very small wedding. Maybe an inch high.

My long-running word of the day series is now quite poorly received, which I enjoy

Massive plantpot dapperlings growing in my schlumbergera