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posting a little bit here because I have terrible self control
Every Pritzker Prize laureate, if they were a Muppet. a thread:
Woke up at 4 am last night, frantically wrote this in my notes app, then immediately passed out again
this made me 5555 in Thai
German word for 5555 is: fünftausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig
gonna put hulk hogans sex tape up on the projector one last time tonight.
Brazil's "Zika" outbreak in 2016 was a coverup for something they put in the water to kill insects before the Olympics, when that chemical started causing microcephaly in babies.
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
dudes rock
my daughter just told me that her boyfriend and his friends will go to Costco, each get a rotisserie chicken, eat the whole thing while walking around the store, and then bring the bag of bones to the register to pay for it
"Virtually no one ... could handle the scrutiny of being the main character like this for even an hour." uh yeah that knowledge pretty much guides the way I live my life. seems like maybe more people should act in this way?
100 percent agree with this. Virtually no one casually delighting in this story and then going about their day could handle the scrutiny of being the main character like this for even an hour.
I think maybe my favorite example of human adaptability is that plants spent millions of years evolving various poisons to avoid being eaten and humans evolved to convince ourselves the poisons are tasty.
The history of the last 500 years can be so bloody that it's nice to also remember the universal human genius of encountering unfamiliar plants, ingredients, and cooking techniques and in short order inventing modern cuisine as we know it.
*throwing laptop and beer across the room in disgust and traumatizing my dog and child* AH GOD DAMNIT FINE I'LL WATCH IT.
First look at Linda Hamilton in the final season of ‘STRANGER THINGS’