Neanderthal
@switchbeerflip
just living life 💚 formerly "jorts guy" son of a shepherd
Only one more week of running the shop please go by fast please go by fast
My buddy who works at Area 51 just told me they’re working on a new flavor of Gatorade called Beer
Floated with @Beer_Pisser and hooked my finger for the first time in my whole entire life. Caught my first fish on the lower Provo, didn’t make it to the boat, LDR, but counting it because he came within 2 feet of it. What a fun day
First poster for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ In theaters on August 28, 2026.
Handshake so solid you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Feels good man.
it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work
what emotion is this even supposed to be
Matt and Trey bout to make the best season #southpark
I think this is gonna be a big scam.. It’s gonna be some bullshit like.. “His name is in the files… because he totally isn’t a pedo and he was totally just trying to get Epstein to stop it bro he was like bro please stop bro he was so noble” I dont know for sure, but it’s fishy
Breaking News: Donald Trump has been informed by the Justice Department that his name is in the Epstein Files.
Every politician is a liar so I have no idea what to believe coming from any of them and it’s soooooo awesome
Im getting fucking obliterated off an edible and listen to Master of Reality the way god intended