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@swiftillery
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Well yesterday did get better. We got engaged??? @CasualArtyFan
Just got offered a life changing job while at a beach club in France. Life literally couldn’t be better 😭
Yesterday, I was honored to be named Volunteer of the Quarter for the 82nd Airborne Division Artillery. The greatest gift I have been given at Fort Bragg is my Army family. I love every second of being a Senior Advisor. I can’t wait to keep supporting paratroopers & families.
Huge congratulations to our very own @swiftillery for being named Division Volunteer of the Quarter by 82nd! To top it off, she was treated to an incredible catered lunch from the Culinary Arts Training Center. We’re beyond grateful she still finds time to support Hots&Cots!
You had @CasualArtyFan and The Ghosts right there. That is what @USArmy and @USASOCNews posts?
I introduced a new friend to Fleetwood Mac last night, specifically the 1997 live performance of Silver Springs. I have never been so excited to introduce something new to a person.
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked Bibble and he said “tobada bibili doo”
I’m going to RIOT. Protect my fellow LOTR nerd 😭
CBS to Cancel 'Late Show With Stephen Colbert' Citing 'Financial Decision' variety.com/2025/tv/news/c…
WAKE UP!!! EVERYBODY WAKE UP!!!
Watch Ilona Maher's full speech after receiving the 2025 ESPY for Best Breakthrough Athlete 🏉
What’s your favorite event or thing your SFRG group did in your unit? Did you have an active SFRG? What about during training periods? I’m starting (yet another) SFRG from scratch and am looking for fresh ideas to get people involved and connected.
Do you like fighting hunger? Do you like Jeff Goldblum? Here’s a chance to have the best of both worlds, by voting for @swiftillery & I as America’s Favorite Couple hosted by @Variety & @realJGoldblum This supports the @LAFoodBank & @oceana (two 4/4 charities) Link below 👇
Rob, it was such a pleasure talking with you today. I’m truly inspired by your passion and dedication to supporting our Soldiers. Grateful for your time — the work you're doing is truly making a difference in their lives.
I’m still in shock that this meeting actually happened. Today I met with the @secarmy to discuss Hots&Cots and quality of life issues. It was a good, honest conversation and his team was amazing and welcoming. I wanted to respect his time and not rehash what’s already in a…
I loveeee being a yapper girl at bars. Just met a woman that worked as a drone contractor in Iraq in 2010 and got to hear her life story. People are amazing. I love community 😭
we need a slur for people who constantly use AI and ChatGPT
Bucketlist: Visit Fenway ✅ Best day ever with my amazing father-in-law and @CasualArtyFan Go Sox! (And Mariners)
