Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Comedian/Actor/Writer
I hate when I practice something I’m trying to get better at and then I actually start getting better at it like waiiitttt I was hoping to give up :/
Sometimes life is just as simple as having your ass out by some water
“I didn’t mean to post that to main!!!!” you silly goose I think you did…
Just pointed at two gay guys with a dog and said “aw those gays have a cute dog” and my mom says “now how do you know they’re gay” like Teri don’t play games
In the market for a cute speedo but I want to make sure it’s unreasonably expensive and from some weird brand I’ve never heard of. Hope I can find some options!!!
Wait so does fire island have any inside showers or are those just not photographed as often
I have an Amazon package in the lobby? Absolutely no way to remember what I ordered yesterday but let’s go find out
Omg I’ve still got time
Harrison Ford lands his first Emmy nomination at 83.
My mom thinks I’m an air traffic controller because I just google the status of her flight and tell her.
The face you make when you’re confirming your Apple Pay with Face ID
esses olhos 😍
We went to the 20th anniversary of Drop Dead Gorgeous and told her we loved her and she said let’s get a photo but laugh so people know I’m funny
Happy 72nd birthday to the talented Mindy Sterling.
I will buy any product with the word “revitalizing” on the label
“Instagram saw it first” well you post all your pics here too so I guess I’m not missing anything huh
Being in your 30s and remembering what you got on your SAT…
