The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank
@sug_knight
I have no hobbies or interests
I’m a maxxinista first and a human woman second
Every Reddit couple is like a 22-year-old woman with a 35-year-old man in an emotionally incestuous relationship with his mom who can’t boil noodles
Never forget what they took from you
Only PERVERTS like Arbys and luckily I’m a PERVERT, catch me eating from the arby’s feeding trough
*to the tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart* Homer Marge Lisa and Bart
Blush blindness is fake… you need to slop that shit on
He got gunned down, I think we should forgive him
“Working class hero” you’re a rich popstar
Stop showing me this or I’m gonna get some bangs
clairo you are so gorgeous
It’s always dudes with “Jesus is king” in the bio being unapologetically misogynistic
Imagine being an employee at a company that has NEVER turned a profit and showing up to work in these shirts.
I want the voros twins to be My sons
This was a dumb question,,, he is a 50 year old fuck boy
Been watching sex & the city… are we supposed to hate Mr. Big
Why the fuck would you say they look good with these words
Women can't even be a little silly for clout without it being used as evidence by redpill guys
Why are women always outsourcing their sexuality?
unmatch and say why
Is it okay to unmatch someone for saying they’re fiscally conservative and socially liberal
They’re attacking me for wearing Jerry Seinfeld jorts and a weave belt in the comments
Is it okay to unmatch someone for saying they’re fiscally conservative and socially liberal
Is it ok to unmatch someone who wears these - x.com/sug_knight/sta…
We’re having a weave belt summer this year btw
Is she crashing out
Hey it’s Nicki Minaj? No. The knickerbockers. We’d like to know if when you play basketball if your freckles wipe off when you sweat. Otherwise we’d like to offer you a once in a lifetime chance to play for the NEW YORK KNICKS
Don’t worry babe, I’ll bankrupt Social Security and ban no-fault divorce
Is it okay to unmatch someone for saying they’re fiscally conservative and socially liberal
Okay I’ll do it for you gay lumberjack
Ladies - Please age like Pamela Anderson, not Chrissy Teigen. Thank you. Sincerely, the whole world
Madame Webb
when a movie has like a 2.8 on letterboxd but is lowkey awesome