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oh shit. came home & there is a giant cat in the bed
you know it’s windy in England when this is all that’s left of Mary Poppins
Can someone please send in the national guard? We are under attack here
that awkward feeling when you’re Canadian but you have Cubital Tunnel Syndrome and you have to wear a brace so you just can’t put your elbows up
I’m not crying. You’re crying. Ok we are both crying RIP Ozzy 🤘
A Winnie the Pooh party where we all wear red shirts, no pants, are very kind to each other and get our hands stuck on honey pots
Just heard @timburchett (rep from Tennessee) on CNN say “dad gum it “. I said honestly thought it was a mythical word that no one ever said Guess I was wrong 🤷♀️
wait a second! If the Lone Ranger's sidekick is Tonto, how can he be the LONE ranger???
doctor: it’s the weirdest thing. You don’t have a colon me are you sure?
this light on my car dashboard means jellyfish are about to attack
more stick, less carrot when making muffins for beavers (have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this but here it is anyway )
Can somebody please explain to the sound effects guys in Hollywood that tires don’t squeak on dirt roads One of my many pet peeves
11 seasons of The Walking Dead, 5 (so far) 11 of Fear The Walking Dead and finally! A cat! His name is Skidmark and of course he’s ginger! He even has his own Wiki
GIVEAWAY TIME: Next Friday night I’ll pick one random winner and send them a free copy of THE STAND gift edition. Slipcased and lavishly bound and illustrated. All you have to do to be eligible is Follow and Retweet. Good luck!