Jerry Thornton
@jerrythornton1
Barstool Sports. Author of SIX RINGS and FROM DARKNESS TO DYNASTY. Comic. I'll even do you a Cameo http://amazon.com/Six-Rings-Hist…
Tom Brady with the “How you doing? Nice to see you, Jerry” on his night of nights. How is YOUR week?
Happy birthday to the toughest human to ever stand under center in the NFL. Anyone who says you shouldn’t meet your heroes never played a round of golf with Steve Grogan. Thanks to @DanteTheDon for this. Which has a place of honor in Stately Thornton Manor.

Drake Maye with an absolute DIME for the touchdown. And Ja'Lynn Polk, who was a non-factor yesterday, makes the catch of camp so far. The Summer of Hope continues.
No one ever brought a niche form of entertainment to front-and-center of the pop cultural zeitgeist the way Hulk Hogan did with Wrestling in the mid-80s. The superstar of superstars. Requiescat in Pace, Hulkster.
RIP Hulk Hogan. An absolute legend.
The Jets are already in midseason form.
Jets QB Justin Fields was carted off the field this morning. The team fears he has torn his Achilles which would sideline him for the remainder of the season.
Can confirm
Drake Maye: “Guys around here are tired of losing.”
Fun fact, #Patriots WR Kyle Williams is a world class juggler and this is how he locks in ahead of practice.
So and Bertrand reacting in real time to Kyle Williams high pointing a ball over Christian Gonzalez is electric. "They finally drafted a receiver!!!"
Drake Maye on rookie Kyle Williams, who had a nice backside catch over Christian Gonzalez: “He’s looking good. I told Gonzo today, I’m gonna come at Gonzo backside… Good for a rookie to make a play like that, and I think he’s gonna get better and better.” #patriots…
Cosign
Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on a xylophone is proof why every school needs a fully funded music program
There can be only one explanation.
The Eucharist that bled in Buenos Aires & was confirmed by forensics. In the 1990s, a discarded host began to bleed. Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio (who later became Pope Francis) ordered tests. Results: >Human heart tissue, inflamed, from a man under severe stress >Living tissue,…
New season. New roster. Yet another new coach. The same objective, rational, uncompromising, Pulitzer-worthy Patriots coverage you and @barstoolsports have come to expect. That’s the Old Balls promise.

Mike Vrabel with a Rescue Pup. The fertility rates in NE just went up 250%
Good morning on this, the first day of Patriots Advent
Midseason form.
Ben Volin getting owned and the season hasn’t started yet.
"Why do we fall? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up." "You still haven't given up on me?" "Never."
Batman is Catholic
Never forget the times our quarterback was capable of sorcery