bring back shame.

cheers.

A prolonged heat wave in the summer of 2003 killed tens of thousands of people across the continent. ow.ly/gtab50WsiJy

watching vanderpump rules for the first time.

You can't be my ex if we dated before my degree. That was an uneducated decision.

the job market & the dating scene are one in the same rn. if you have something that works well, hold on tight.

any given sunday.

she tore

i’ll go out w/ 87cent & have a time.

I’m about to reach a new level of fine, new money, new restored faith…. Y’all better get in where you fit in or “buy the dip” as the wall street dolls say

i don’t like miranda priestly being in jacquemus.

i’ve really embraced the stay at home son lifestyle

finding out my barber is relocating is my 13th reason

And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo…will forever be one of my favorite lines.

y’all watching the hunting wives?

This how the last day of playing house in the airbnb feel

I love substack

all this for—checks notes—papoose???

hope my friends know i’m so proud of every little thing they do.

I hate when people aren’t morning people. Like why are you waking up at 12 in the afternoon?

that indian lady stealing from target is truly comedy

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing