Kartelo🦍

If I was dating a lawyer I'd post a picture of us with the caption 'The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go'

Whoever introduced weed in this world may God bless you abundantly.

Find yourself a mwepesi>>>

Wtf😂😂😂😭

I'm here to stay ml. You're everything I ever wanted 😚

If you can use money to deceive me, please don't hesitate at all.

Men with conrows walikufanyia nini?

Nimeshiba, I'm going through nothing, wazazi wako happy, kumamaye moja kwa moja hadi kwa muuza stimulants

Music is my therapy. ~ End of tweet

Growing up and watching your parents become less strict to your siblings is a different type of betrayal.

Airtel wanakupea 2GB valid till midnight for only 50 bob lakini network unajitafutia smh

If you fart they will forget in a day they will forget in a day but if you shit yourself they will remember for a lifetime. You gotta make big plays to be a big player.

Na hiyo blankets yenye Tems anaperform wasichana mkae nyuma tafadhali mbele mtuachie sisi wanaume. Si ata sisi huwaachia Sauti Sol

Bosco having his best moments in Canada and I'm still stuck here with Ruto tf

Kwani we kila saa hauna pesa?

Personality or Looks?

Achaneni na Habanos nyinyi mnajua Habanos ya Mombasa kweli??

Everybody is winning in love gaddemit, I'm more than proud.

Unanipea advice Naskiza Toxic Lyricali dakika tatu nasahau kila kitu umeniambia.