Khalid

Happy birthday to me! 🥳 A fair ranking I would say based off my results last year. Shooting for top 30 in 2025 summer. Let’s go!

Mom just gets it.

there has never been a more useless political organization in the history of collective society

this guy has been buying and returning 110lb anvils on Amazon for 8 months now

New Orange County PR for 2025 :) Period: 1/3 - 6/30 congrats to those that made it note: HM section highlights out-of-region players that have been consistently and frequently performing well at OC tournaments, rather than players who did not make the cutoff

Nouns is such a terrible organization that certainly does not have the melee community’s best interests in mind. I understand why top players still choose to attend their events, as they rely on the income, but I encourage all grassroots parties to abstain from working with them.

I’m forced to pay taxes under threat of jail. That money goes to foreign wars I never voted for, to bomb countries I’ve never been to. Meanwhile, my roads crumble, groceries double, and I get called unpatriotic for questioning it.

Smug Falco DESTROYED by INTELLIGENT Marth using FACTS and LOGIC

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numpad notation in smash bros is frying me

The random guy in the background speaking like a goblin really ties this whole thing together.

They’re…shutting down the government to protect a pedophile.

The pedophile protection party is shutting down Congress just to avoid voting on the release of the Epstein files.

Who do you want to see in the next FT5?

Was thinking about how the super duper wavedash worked and it was cuz when you grab you aren’t affected by doubled traction when you are faster than your walking speed. Jump squat does get slowed down by doubled traction here. Tldr less jump squat on your jc grabs = longer range

im in shock theres no way the sitting president posted a top 25 respect moments montage

Hey guys I’m proud to announce the Nouns DAO Proposal #837!!! Title: Reschedule the god damn fucking event

38 year old frat bros interview adolf hitler

Sweet Spotting around Marth Killer - introducing new tech on Pokemon Stadium and Final Destination Big findings in a thread: 🧵

i actually think its awesome that nouns keeps scheduling over other smaller tournaments with out any communication beforehand. Fuck TOs they dont deserve anything and we should take all their money.

My personal experience collaborating with Ohan of Nouns on an NC melee major