sydney

i just shooed away a jumping spider which i feel very bad about he seemed very happy to be my friend

i think i was meant to live in australia

you get me dont you little man

im alllll about short term benefits

his real name is cloud ‘jebediah’ strife but no one calls him that

the touch of a human hand

passing out dunce hats

Pretending im somewhere else

that shit was , as they say , FUGLY………

the age of consent should be 9999997481649233818967459010109279904907240927540197431204388937812033948712095471298471240912427102904712984615059509788573356199915699437492 billion million trillion years old

my friends car broke down and my other friend who teaches pre k pulled me aside to watch deer videos

first date where i force you to play my favorite video game and i realize i sound like a man when i said that i dont want to finish the tweet now

Cheap n’ easy, don’t you like it that way?

Like a dog I’m at the table desperately I want you here

vkei bands come to america challenge level impossible

i am feeling so sad these days i think i need to go to the lake and have a good cry

Me pretending I don’t care about the Spotify link so it embeds faster