kitsu 🤍🪩🦭

Female Pinocchio who gets more pregnant the more she lies

What opinion on labubu yaoi got y'all like this 👀

the age of consent should be 9999997481649233818967459010109279904907240927540197431204388937812033948712095471298471240912427102904712984615059509788573356199915699437492 billion million trillion years old

bro i miss your pheromones

how much milk do i have to drink before my pee becomes milk

I don't give a fuck

the lambs:

#Teens: If a #boy kisses another #boy — will they #explode? #Science doesn't know for #sure!

Just found out this is Ozzy Osbournes daughter omg. Gagging rn

Sometimes I like to pretend my cat is living in a survival horror game by moving things around or opening new doors when she exits the room. So that when she comes back it's like she triggered an event

Me when someone mentions the f word (future) or the c word (college) or the j word (job)

how is it cold in space if the sun is there ...

trans person: hi im trans society: ok gay person: hi im gay society: ok Evil Fucking Demonic Mukbang From Hell:

#Currently cuddling my ketchup bottle while i scroll

Something needs to be done about the Ada Wong gooners. Something violent.

Gymbro who eats cat food to hit his protein goals

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Y'all complaining about the "male loneliness epidemic" like Grindr ain't free! 🤣🤣🤣