G*rre
@springbris
23. he/they. my love drips in red
now he’s on strike because the club don’t realise that obviously a 29 year old whose career has been divided between a tiny mid tier prem club and the bottom of Ligue 1 is gonna be chomping at the bit to go play champions league football. accept the offer and find a back up
get the deal done as fast as possible for as close to £40m as possible and do everything to sign a replacement as soon as possible. worst case scenario is losing him late august and needing to get someone in a week before the window closes
all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits
When that one girl on here was like why do gay guys have access to a weirder, lower quality family guy that has insane stills that you can't imagine were actually on the show
uber driver getting pissed because trip is 1hr 30mins and he keeps letting out loud sighs
I Dare Rio Ferdinand to drop a clanger on air
Mit starrem, ausdruckslosem Blick verkündet General Freuding eine orwellsche Satzkonstruktion: "Alles für die Freiheit aufzugeben, das ist Freiheit." Ob die zwangsrekrutierten Ukrainer im Schützengraben diese Sichtweise teilen?
I need people to understand that when somebody’s dick has gotten big but not totally erect it is HALF-HARD. it is NOT soft. please stop bragging about your SOFT sizes when what you mean is your HALF-ERECT size
hopped into the shower to shave my body and the ibuprofen ran out halfway through so I’m passing out now
I’ll never like another bitch photo but yours mommy..
I love when catholics post about their friend and it’s like “he’s the kindest most godfearing man I’ve ever met and he’s going through a lot right now, please pray for him” and you check his account and it’s “got fired after my job found my Jews and blacks tweets :/“
fever dream number 3: me and my friends were being pursued by the triads and our hotel room was an anti gravity chamber and I was bouncing around the walls listening to Gunna “Who you foolin”